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“I procrastinate because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I procrastinate.”

Well…… shit.

SEE FREE TUMBLE: My Puffy Face Moment: VIVA LA SPORTS BRA!

friedlanduh:

YOU BETTER START RUNNING FASTER, HONEY, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER 20 POUNDS BEFORE YOU GET AWAY WITH RUNNING IN A SPORTS BRA!

This comment, like most cowardly things, was not said to my face, but rather in passing as I ran past a group of guys on St. Patrick’s Day. I was running back to…

In the battle of “Worlds Friendliest Dude”, the final battle would be between Kevin Michael Richardson and Huell Howser.

Huell may the edge in that I think he may be ever so slightmentally imbalanced.

I’m allergic to emoji.