September 2012
1 post
{UnWinona}: I debated whether or not to share this... →
unwinona:
And then I debated whether or not to put it on Tumblr…but I decided it was important. Because in my own way, I can (unfortunately) point out exactly what is wrong with men when they don’t realize how hard it is to be a woman. How we do not have equal opportunities and freedoms in everyday life….
August 2012
1 post
July 2012
1 post
June 2012
1 post
May 2012
5 posts
Godfuckingdammit he’s discovered Minecraft.
April 2012
9 posts
Seen on Reddit:
“I procrastinate because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I procrastinate.”
Well…… shit.
SEE FREE TUMBLE: My Puffy Face Moment: VIVA LA... →
friedlanduh:
YOU BETTER START RUNNING FASTER, HONEY, BECAUSE YOU NEED TO LOSE ANOTHER 20 POUNDS BEFORE YOU GET AWAY WITH RUNNING IN A SPORTS BRA!
This comment, like most cowardly things, was not said to my face, but rather in passing as I ran past a group of guys on St. Patrick’s Day. I was running back to…
In the battle of “Worlds Friendliest Dude”, the final battle would be between Kevin Michael Richardson and Huell Howser.
Huell may the edge in that I think he may be ever so slightmentally imbalanced.
March 2012
3 posts
I’m allergic to emoji.
February 2012
13 posts
I’m so depressed by my own self, it’s absurd.
Oh my fucking god, I hate interrupters. Mostly because I lose my train of thought so
On Partial Joblessness
I had no idea that I was going to be fired. An evening phone call that *didn’t occur* relayed the news. The thing that struck me as odd was the fact that I was never worried by that news. I had been at that office since September 08- never stirred trouble, never was written up. I do HATE the fucking family, don’t get me wrong. I forgive easily… but I carry heavy grudges for deep...
January 2012
8 posts
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
thefrogman:
[xanderpants]
To moms.
Approximately every 3 years, I fall into a depressive cycle. I don’t know if this is hitting early or if its just a kind of Seasonal Affective thing, but I really really don’t want to get out of bed to find out.
December 2011
3 posts
November 2011
4 posts
I do not understand the compulsion to start listening to noise as soon as one wakes up.
TURN THAT CRAP OFF.
I love the large middle ground of buzzed that beer affords me.
Hard liquor is a bullet train from sober to buzzed to drunk to sad.
Thusly, for a while, I think I’m going to stick to the brew when I go out.
Singing along to Eddie Vedder and trying to make friends with homeless people aren’t things that happen to me with vodka.
Watching Frank Zappa’s daughter react to Bob Marley like a Pavlov happy trigger is a lovely thing.
You know what’s awesome*? People who talk over and through EVERYTHING.
“Oh good, everyone’s quiet, I can talk!”
*not awesome
October 2011
10 posts